Dear Diary...The Cute One

Dear Diary,

Can I tell you a secret? Well it's not like you can tell anypony anyways but it worries me still.

Ponies tell me I'm cute.
I'm sweet.
Adorable.
Moe.
And in the words of Miss Pinkie "a cutie tootie looie dooie!"

But....
It really worries me at times when they say that.

I mean it's not like I care or anything even though I am trying to impress a certain somepony but in case you didn't know well....
The "cute one" never gets the mare. Or the stallion.

It's true! "The Cute One" is always friend-zoned and watches helplessly while their brother gets the mare....it's totally not like that happened to moi or anything it's just what happens okay? And I am so not jealous of Alfred with the perfect mane the perfect personality the perfect look the perfect eyes the perfect smile the perfect perfectness. Nope. Not. Jealous. At all.

Just look at Papa! He knows everything aboot "l'amore" and I'm his son so....why doesn't it work for me? Ponies crowd around him and adore him and I believe many ponies have confessed their love to him and asked for his hoof in marriage and so forth.

But I'm really not sure what would happen if I did get my wish.
I don't want to be loud and noticed and in the spotlight. That seems....scary.
I don't want ponies to confess their love to me and marry me I mean that's.........oh i don't even know how to think aboot that!

I guess I just have to stay me and cute.....forever friend-zoned isn't so bad right? That means I can keep my options open! Not like they were ever closed.

Love,
Mathew

(( OOC ))
(( A lot of fans can find Canada shallow and a boring character, a forever moe character. Though that may be true on the outside I believe there is a deep and worried thinker inside that noggin which I hope to explore more through these entries. I really hope that people will begin to see Canada as a more realistic character if they don't already. Anyways, as per usual comment with an idea for the next entry if you have one!~ ))